Australian Open 2017

You may have guessed that it’s been a while since I last wrote about tennis. I’m sure a lot has gone on since then. Let’s see… David Nalbandian retired. And then cheated death. Why did I focus on his shitness back in 2008? Why am I leading with him now? No idea.  Novak Djokovic wentContinue reading “Australian Open 2017”

UFC on Fox 23

As with every other topic on this beloved planet, I’ve not written about the fights in a while. If memory serves me correctly, there was a half-finished article about Anderson Silva being an annoying showboat, in his phase of clowning dudes who he felt beneath him. For five rounds. Without knocking them out. You tellContinue reading “UFC on Fox 23”

Iron Monkey are apparently back

If you’re anything like me (hope for your sake that you are not), you’ll be very emotionally attached to late 1990s heavy music. Therefore, if you are anything like me, you will be alarmed when you receive a press release email informing you that Iron Monkey have signed to Relapse Records. Relapse is not theContinue reading “Iron Monkey are apparently back”